And yes, it's true that I once clicked onto a website which had an ad with a cheerleader exuberantly displaying her animated boobs. It was quite a shock, but Kelly and I have talked it over and she understands how it happened. Additionally, since you're bringing it up, somebody who I cannot at this moment recall sent me an email with a link to this terrifying video. I should have recognised the illicit content from the URL alone. For that I'm deeply repentant. I know I'll take a hit in your esteem, no question.
Also, this one time when I was 11 or 12, Scott Little found a stash of People magazines and showed 'em to me and Pete. Cor.
If you must know, there has been the odd occasion when me and my beautiful, very forgiving girlfriend have, well, uh. You know. Held hands and, ahem, so forth. I appreciate your understanding on this, and I cannot convey my personal sense of shame and humiliation enough.
Joseph | 21 Aug 2007